Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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