i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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