So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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