Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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