And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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