make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
where are you?
Hypothermia
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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