is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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