Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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