PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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