I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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