is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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