feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
vagina is talking i cant
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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