My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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