Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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