VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?"Β and "Why tacos?"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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