dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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