Kiss
Puke
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
So apparently I’m into choking now
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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