party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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