So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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