We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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