Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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