All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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