It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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