TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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