shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I miss vodka workout Fridays
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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