I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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