Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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