I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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