It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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