We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize