Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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