Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
wow bdsm is so cute
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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