OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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