I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You smell like stripper and shame
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I think people are normalizing furries
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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