So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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