He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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