I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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