He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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