i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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