with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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