Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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