The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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