i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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