mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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