I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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