Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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