I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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