My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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