thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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