Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Rumble strips road head = magical
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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